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 TOPIC: Super-Heroes

date: 07-19-02
time: 17:58:42
total posts: 102

Superman was flying around one day feeling somewhat
frisky. As he was passing over Gotham City he saw
Batman, so he decided to fly down for a chat. "Hey Bats," called Superman, "Are there any girls good for a bit of action around here?" "Wonder Woman offers the best sex in the whole of Comic Land, why don't you give her a try?" "I'd love to," replied Superman, "but Wonder Woman and I are kind of friends, so I don't really want to take advantage
of her." "Damn shame," said Batman, and waved goodbye to Superman as he flew off.
Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city when
he saw Spiderman swinging from rooftop to rooftop. So again
he decided to fly down. "Hey Spidey, I'm looking for some action,
who's the best girl in Comic Land?" said Superman.
"Hey, Big S!" replied Spiderman, "Everyone knows that Wonder
Woman is far and away the best shag in Comic Land, why don't you try her?" "Well, the trouble is, we are sort of friends," said Superman, "but I didn't realize she had gotten around so much," and flew
off in frustration.

Twenty minutes later Superman was flying over a field when he
saw Wonder Woman lying naked in the middle of the field, with
her legs apart and up in the air. Superman was tempted. "Damn!"
he thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be
in and out of there before she even realizes." So with a blur and
a sonic boom he was down, in and gone, and finally satisfied.

Wonder Woman stared up into the sky with a glazed expression. "What the hell was that??" she exclaimed.
"I don't know," replied the Invisible Man as he rolled off, "But all of
a sudden my butt hurts...."

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