| ||TOPIC: 5 reasons why Microsoft thinks you'll love Windows 7|
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5 reasons why Microsoft thinks you'll love Windows 7
1. It includes even more useful features stolen from Apple
2. Your computer will run much faster because you won't be able to load most of your old programs
3. Less use of the word "Vista" means less instances of involuntary twitching amongst PC users everywhere
4. Newly designed front screen is cleaner, so it's much easier to read Fatal Error messages.
5. PC users will enjoy a "virus-free feeling" for two weeks while hackers prepare major security breaches for Windows 7.
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