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emlamnail
date: 05-08-05
time: 14:59:47
total posts: 1

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?".

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see.", replied the boy pensively.

"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."

The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men.", the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy;

"Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men.

One for January, one for February, one for March..."


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ThườngSơn
date: 05-09-05
time: 16:01:15
total posts: 1886


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