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 TOPIC: Girl poem[TO BOTTOM] 
 



date: 06-18-03
time: 16:32:15
total posts: 693

Got this poem from a web site obviously written by a girl. It is . . . interesting to say the least , I wasn't sure whether to post it in jokes and funny pics or here


I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.

I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!

Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????

I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.

DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!



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fall4u
date: 06-18-03
time: 16:48:49
total posts: 114

Are you sure it wasn't written by you?
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date: 06-18-03
time: 16:52:06
total posts: 693

Alright alright it was written by the girl trapped inside me hihihi
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babipig
date: 07-11-03
time: 13:36:13
total posts: 601

heheheh it's a funny poem though, but kind hheehheh B
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ThườngSơn
date: 07-11-03
time: 16:14:07
total posts: 1886

Bài thơ này chắc là của Ω làm đó babi ...hihii j/k

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babipig
date: 07-14-03
time: 11:56:36
total posts: 601

hahaha TS, bài poem này khó làm như vảy, làm sao fish biết làm chứ, plus, Babi dũ hơn nhiều, heheeh chác là fish làm cho cô nào đó mà, còn babi thì hong có phuớc như vây đâu, TS oiii
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ThườngSơn
date: 07-14-03
time: 13:21:14
total posts: 1886

Babi, vậy đễ Thường Sơn tặng bài này cho Babi nhe, bài này Thường Sơn lượm được trên web á

Yesterday is the past...
Tomorrow is the future...
But today is a gift...
That's why, it's called the present.


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babipig
date: 07-15-03
time: 11:28:33
total posts: 601

poem này hả babi biết lâu rồi TS ơi, babi nhấm mắt lại cũng biết đọc á heheheeheh, thuộc hết ơ trong lòng rừi hehehe,
anyway, thanks nhe TS heheeheheh
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ThườngSơn
date: 07-15-03
time: 12:20:17
total posts: 1886

Babi biết rồi thì Thường Sơn lấy lại đễ dành may mốt bán sale
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