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mailfish
date: 06-06-02
time: 06:04:00
total posts: 1961

A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.

Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet
and shuts the door. Her husband comes home, so she puts her lover in the
closet with the little boy.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball."
Man- "That''s nice."
Boy- "Want to buy it?"
Man- "No, thanks."
Boy- "My dad's outside."
Man- "OK, how much?"
Boy- "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom''s lover
are in the closet together.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
Man- "Yes, it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
"How much?"
Boy- "$750."
Man- "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go
outside and toss the baseball back and forth."

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy- "$1,000." The
father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that, that is
way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and
make you confess."

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession
booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."


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TriÂm
date: 06-07-02
time: 08:57:15
total posts: 651

that's really funny Fish. Who would have thought...a priest commiting the ultimate sin !
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mailfish
date: 06-07-02
time: 10:32:14
total posts: 1961

trùi TriÂm, chắc TriÂm không đọc báo lately, right now in the US many catholic priests have been under fire for molesting chrildren for the last 50 years or more, and the Catholic church have been covering all this up. This may be the begining of the end of the Catholic church as we speak. I've have always thoguth that most (not all) catholic priest were a bunch of hyprocrites
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