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cuoitroidaygio
date: 05-08-02
time: 01:33:52
total posts: 215

+ Good evening dear, I’m logging on.

Have you got the grocery?
+ Bad command or file name…

But I told you in the morning
+ Erroneous syntax … Abort?

What about my new TV?
+ Variable not found

At least, give me your credit card. I want to do some shopping.
+ Sharing violation, Access denied…

Do you love me or do you love computer or are you just being funny?
+ Too many parameters

It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
+ Data type mismatch

You are a useless nut.
+ By default…

What about your salary?
+ File in use… Try after some time

Who was in the car this morning?
+ System is unstable. Press Ctrl-Atl-Del to reboot.

What is the relationship between you and your receptionist?
+ Only user in my WRITE group.

What is my value in the family?
+ Unknown virus

I will leave you forever.
+ Close all programs and log out for another user.

It is worthless talking to you.
+ Shutdown

I’m now going.
+ It’s now safe to turn off your computer.

Xong phim

(*_*)


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date: 06-06-02
time: 01:58:02
total posts: 97



Oh sh ..............
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date: 06-06-02
time: 02:05:13
total posts: 97



Where is "ANY" key?
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cuoitroidaygio
date: 06-06-02
time: 06:42:06
total posts: 215

Úi chà... mấy cái keyboard này là hàng độc quyền của tiệm lão phải không?

Nhưng còn thiếu cái phím "dzê" nữa lão, thiếu phím này, lão coi như "phế"

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