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 TOPIC: joke of the day[TO BOTTOM] 
 


mailfish
date: 05-03-12
time: 03:04:35
total posts: 1961

A Cow, an Ant, and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
The Cow: "I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"
The Ant: "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"

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mailfish
date: 05-03-12
time: 03:13:54
total posts: 1961

Paddy and his wife were discussing their sex life. Paddy said, "I want to try that wheelbarrow position tonight."
His wife asked, "What is that?"
Paddy told her, "You bend over, put your hands on the floor then I pick your legs up and take you from behind!"
His wife said, "Hmm, okay, I'll do it on two conditions. First, if it hurts you stop immediately and, second, ... we don't go down past my mother's house!"


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net2zone
date: 05-03-12
time: 19:21:12
total posts: 5

Oh damn. haha am I an old fart with 80 scroll lines
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