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sparticus
date: 06-18-03
time: 16:18:06
total posts: 106

Annual Nymphomaniac Convention...
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, “Business trip or vacation?”
She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago.”
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your business role at this convention?”
“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”
“Really,” he smiled. “What myths are those?”
“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it’s the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that the French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have found that the best potential lovers in all categories is the Southern Redneck.”
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. “I’m sorry,” she said. “I really shouldn’t be discussing this with you; I don’t even know your name.”
“Tonto”, the man said. “Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba”.

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date: 06-18-03
time: 16:37:12
total posts: 700

hahahahhahahah sạo ke
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Halflife
date: 06-18-03
time: 17:37:54
total posts: 695

Xạo ke là cái gì vậy á MN ...ăn nhâu đươc hỏng hỏ hihi ....
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date: 06-18-03
time: 17:55:42
total posts: 700

hề hề HL cái gì lại nhậu hông được, sào nướng chiên nhúng dấm ngâm gựu đế gì cũng có hihi
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tiamo0103
date: 06-18-03
time: 20:40:59
total posts: 0

Hic
Cac bac nhìn lại dùm em với, em đến từ France, bác kể chuyện funny tiếng Anh hay quá nhưng em không hỉu mô tê gì cả!!!!!!
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lam-truong
date: 06-18-03
time: 21:24:31
total posts: 56

kakaka .......Tiamo ơi

nếu mà cậu không hiểu tiếng Anh thì làm sao biết là Sparticuc kể chuyện funny hay qúa chứ ...........hay là thấy MN cười nhe ra cả hàm răng .....hahahahah

c'mon mate
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sparticus
date: 06-19-03
time: 02:48:17
total posts: 106

Tiamo, xin lỗi nhe, đễ Sparticus expan thêm một chút

Tonto = common name of American Indian people
Goldstein = Common last name of the Jewish people
Bubba = Common nickname of the southern redneck American people .
Hy vọng câu truyện rõ hơn cho Taimo .
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