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garfield
date: 11-17-02
time: 21:44:57
total posts: 178



34 Facts About Women:

01-Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
02-Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
03-Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand."
04-Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
05-Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
06-Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
07-Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
08-Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.
09-Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.
10-Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
11-Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
12-Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.
13-Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an "on/off" switch.
14-Women think all beer is the same.
15-Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower.
16-After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
17-Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
18-If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.
19-Women brush their hair before bed.
20-Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed.
21-Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling.
22-Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, "It's there in the bible." Hmmm... Who was it that gave Adam the apple?
23-Women do not know anything about cars. "Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?"
24-Women have better restrooms. Ladies receive the royal treatment in the ladies room. Gents just get a large bowl to share.
25-The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
26-Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
27-Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
28-A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
29-Woman have legs only so they won't leave tracks like snails.
30-Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.
31-Women do not want an honest answer to the question, "How do I look?"
32-PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter.
33-The first naked man woman seen is "Ken."
34-Women are insecure about their weight, butt and breast sizes.
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denhicaothu
date: 11-18-02
time: 04:55:26
total posts: 57

Remember you're only cat! There are lots of tigers in this group and some "sư tử Hà Ðông".... hahaha, I'm sure you hide immediately after posting!
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loanthao
date: 11-18-02
time: 06:44:49
total posts: 58

Í sao dám nói trong Vm có "sư tử HÀ Đông ''dzậy, ĐN có thấy trong ''Lion King' con sưtử cái (girlfriend của Lion King lúc nhỏ) dễ thương lắm chứ nó cứ đùa giỡn âu yếm với Lion King hoài hihi
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denhicaothu
date: 11-18-02
time: 07:16:18
total posts: 57

Ðúng rùi đó LT ui, sư tử con dễ thương lắm nhưng đụng vô là sức mặt à... Ủa mà có ai ở Hà Ðông trong này hông dzậy cà? DN hổng hiểu sư từ Hà Ðông gì ráo trọi mà chỉ nghe tên thui chứ hổng hiểu ra sao hết... cho nên DN vẫn vô tội à nha...
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garfield
date: 11-18-02
time: 10:40:25
total posts: 178

Hahaha ....ĐN ui, "Hide" con khỉ gì chứ
Đn sem lại facts number # 26 đi, women fê cats lém ...hehe
Mèo hông sợ đâu, joke thui mà
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denhicaothu
date: 11-18-02
time: 10:57:42
total posts: 57

À té ra nị vịn váo cái fact #26 cho nên nị mới dám post chứ không thì ngộ dố nị có 3 đầu sáu tay cũng hổng dám đụng dzô cái topic này chút nào đâu à nha.

Ðàn bờ con gái là số dách!
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garfield
date: 11-18-02
time: 12:09:40
total posts: 178

Trừ wơi, ĐN nói cái mô rựa ??
Ðàn bờ con gái là số dách But your cars go first ...
Hahaha ....
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Fall4u
date: 11-18-02
time: 15:11:01
total posts: 114

Đền Bà rất là khó khăn, nhưng mà Đàn Ông không có thể sống được nếu không có đàn bà
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babipig
date: 11-19-02
time: 20:07:27
total posts: 601


Anh mèo hihihi nói sai hết trơn à the women that anh mèo describe đó toàn là máy women điểu khong à, or those rich girls hihihi còn those poor girls like babi, hong có đủ time đê làm bài đó, all of the 36 things about women is absolutely wrong to me, yeah somewhat it may apply to other girls hihihi
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mailfish
date: 11-20-02
time: 03:17:01
total posts: 1961

correction for number 26, men love "baby cats" hihihihi
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Fall4u
date: 11-20-02
time: 10:19:25
total posts: 114

Right!
Rich girls are always spoiled, spend most of their time painting their faces, and often look down on others
Poor girls usually "chịu khó," a good cook, and caring

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pickle
date: 12-12-02
time: 14:13:10
total posts: 32

33-The first naked man woman seen is "Ken"


who's that lucky bastard?!!

hihi j/k

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garfield
date: 12-12-02
time: 20:22:15
total posts: 178

He got kill rùi, hông phải mèo đâu nghen pickle ui ...hehehe
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pickle
date: 12-12-02
time: 21:17:30
total posts: 32

he got kill cuz:
1> women; being naked infront of women
2>men; evy for not let them be the 1st
???which one ?
Chắc là mèo ganh tỵ nen kill "Ken" chứ gì ?
Pickle cứ tưỡng "Ken" là mèo garfield cho nên cũng muốn xem thữ ....lol
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date: 12-13-02
time: 04:01:08
total posts: 700

trùi ui, Ken là playmate của barbie doll á, he doesn't have a penis hehehe, chắc lúc nhỏ mèo dí pickle hổng có chơi barbie doll há
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Halflife
date: 12-13-02
time: 06:15:51
total posts: 695

Haha....those Doll Ken and Barbie người ta đâu làm sex organ đâu á MN...sợ con nit tò mò, nghich bậy mất công Doll đẻ ra môt đống Barbie doll mới rùi sao người ta ban new doll đây...that why Barbiés hot hehe...nhìn thôi hong đươc rờ mó à nha
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garfield
date: 12-15-02
time: 07:26:10
total posts: 178

Dzạ lúc mèo còn nhõ đang đánh dzạc bên cambuchia à, mèo chơi dzới mấy chái lụ đạn thui, đễ mèo mua Barbie doll for adult collection cho nó make new barbie doll kids for chrismax à ...
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